Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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