Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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