just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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