she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize