how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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