Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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