And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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