Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You were trust falling into bushes
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