4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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