I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize