And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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