rhymes with "ouble enetration"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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