We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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