There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
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I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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