...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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