i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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