apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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