she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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