come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Farmville is her only friend.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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