She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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