she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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