the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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