what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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