I don't think brook has ever known best
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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