Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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