you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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