"it" just moved
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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