Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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