Dual....:-)
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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