Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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