Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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