Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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