I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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