so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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