Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The convent might be a nice break from real life
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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