so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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