i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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