Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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