Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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