its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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