I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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