It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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