Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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