At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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