So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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