Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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