"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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