did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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