she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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