how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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God, you're like boner-b-gone
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So much Jack, so little girl.
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