He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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