She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
if only i could text you this smell
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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