Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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