Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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