Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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